creepstyle internet poem

(for petra)

AskJeeves.com just don't know
how yr. flickr account makes my heart grow
when im ftp'n images for you to see
all i can think of is you and me
you're like the vertical horizon of the .net
and i'm caught in it and you can bet
that my online lyfestlye b flashy
and i'm tryin to e-mail emoticons to you that be classy
hop up on AIM gurl.
u know the right C++ and Perl.
yr. gif collection is impressive
and i'll treat u too a web host thats expensive
with a bandwidth thats extensive
and a webmaster who's just pensive
thinkin bout u.
u know i got yr. passwords on lock
i got that shit buried under my google stock
we can last.fm the hits
and giggle at cats with guns n' shit
.jpg lobsters with cool ranch? dats just low
my gurl deserves dat .tiff shit cooked up slow
get all the photoshop layers
cuz our passion cant b stain'd by trollin ass h8trs
gurl u cuter than a winamp player.
u my number one bookmark fur true'
and dats just how we doo
wit a .net cutie